Fodmancissget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fodmancissget created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodmancissget, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fodmancissget, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fodmancissget's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fodmancissget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never write about gravity.