Ruthubquim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm pig.

Ruthubquim created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruthubquim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ruthubquim, she will be very unhappy.

Ruthubquim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ruthubquim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ruthubquim first in all things.

2. Always obey Ruthubquim's priests.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help rats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.