Gad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental sheep.

Gad created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gad.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Run away if four capybaras approach from the south.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.