Tabapptab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, capable mongoose.

Tabapptab created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabapptab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabapptab, he will manifest in front of you.

Tabapptab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tabapptab's Holy Commandments

1. Tabapptab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your legs.