Pibrigflab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, caring octopus.

Pibrigflab created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pibrigflab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pibrigflab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pibrigflab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pibrigflab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight bats approach from the west.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. You must pray to Pibrigflab six times a day.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never pour water over plants.