Farvigcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless slug.

Farvigcep created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Farvigcep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farvigcep, he will try to impress you with trees.

Farvigcep's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Farvigcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.