Quagmadvedfednurlhabgig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish wombat.

Quagmadvedfednurlhabgig created light two years ago.

If you believe in Quagmadvedfednurlhabgig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quagmadvedfednurlhabgig, he will turn you into a dog.

Quagmadvedfednurlhabgig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Quagmadvedfednurlhabgig's Holy Commandments

1. Quagmadvedfednurlhabgig loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Never feed strawberries to dogs while wearing orange dresses.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help cats.