Fligriptik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, grumpy fox.

Fligriptik created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligriptik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fligriptik, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fligriptik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fligriptik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.