Righimquag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart aardvark.

Righimquag created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Righimquag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Righimquag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Righimquag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Righimquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Righimquag.

5. Do not covet oxen.