Hognurkad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered duck.

Hognurkad created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hognurkad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hognurkad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hognurkad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hognurkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always obey Hognurkad's priests.

4. You must love Hognurkad.

5. Never think about cell theory.