Fobponged is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able lizard.

Fobponged created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobponged, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fobponged, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fobponged's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fobponged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fobponged.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.