Ragfebfig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical lizard.

Ragfebfig created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfebfig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragfebfig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Ragfebfig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ragfebfig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.