Ponsanzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, amazing jackal.

Ponsanzig created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ponsanzig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ponsanzig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ponsanzig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ponsanzig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.