Kenquagtarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful snake.

Kenquagtarp created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Kenquagtarp, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenquagtarp, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kenquagtarp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kenquagtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Kenquagtarp's name in vain.

5. Always help mice.