Zagliggon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy wombat.

Zagliggon created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Zagliggon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagliggon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zagliggon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zagliggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never sing near gulls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Zagliggon loves frogs, so they must be honoured.