Homkadarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring chicken.

Homkadarp created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homkadarp, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Homkadarp, he will strike you with lightening.

Homkadarp's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Homkadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never feed corn to ducks while wearing pink trousers.

5. You must pray to Homkadarp three times a day.