Dadxuccim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, compassionate dolphin.

Dadxuccim created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadxuccim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dadxuccim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dadxuccim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dadxuccim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.