Sisnatgom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong skunk.

Sisnatgom created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sisnatgom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sisnatgom, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sisnatgom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sisnatgom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Put Sisnatgom first in all things.

4. Never feed cherries to sharks while wearing violet corsets.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.