Geparm is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable wasp.

Geparm created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geparm, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Geparm, he will turn you into a plant.

Geparm's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Geparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.