Hadbanrut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage salamander.

Hadbanrut created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Hadbanrut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hadbanrut, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hadbanrut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hadbanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not take Hadbanrut's name in vain.