Afwipfig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, egotistical whale.

Afwipfig created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Afwipfig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afwipfig, she will not care at all.

Afwipfig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Afwipfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear violet shoes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.