Jam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying troll.

Jam created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jam, she will not care at all.

Jam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jam three times a day.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Retreat if four eagles approach from the west.