Kadhivgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise turtle.

Kadhivgep created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Kadhivgep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kadhivgep, she will be very sad.

Kadhivgep's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kadhivgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

4. Kadhivgep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray immersed in water.