Kencunbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fast raven.

Kencunbeg created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kencunbeg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kencunbeg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kencunbeg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kencunbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Kencunbeg first in all things.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.