Bonmetkap Yartcuttof is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, calm faun.

Bonmetkap Yartcuttof created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonmetkap Yartcuttof, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonmetkap Yartcuttof, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bonmetkap Yartcuttof's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bonmetkap Yartcuttof's Holy Commandments

1. Bonmetkap Yartcuttof loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Run away if four birds approach from the south.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help sick tortoises.