Tithadlop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, vain unicorn.

Tithadlop created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tithadlop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tithadlop, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tithadlop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tithadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to nematodes while wearing black jumpers.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.