Wigladpit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional fish.

Wigladpit created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigladpit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wigladpit, it will think nothing of it.

Wigladpit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wigladpit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wigladpit.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.