Jophoggil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing goat.

Jophoggil created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jophoggil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jophoggil, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jophoggil's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jophoggil's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Jophoggil loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about cell theory.