Narlyogpag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent deer.

Narlyogpag created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlyogpag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narlyogpag, it will boil you in a big pot.

Narlyogpag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Narlyogpag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Narlyogpag on top of important buildings.