Megved is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody crab.

Megved created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megved, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megved, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Megved's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Megved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Retreat if six frogs approach from the east.