Kiksitfad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient alligator.

Kiksitfad created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Kiksitfad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kiksitfad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kiksitfad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kiksitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Fast once a month.