Hanlikflab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring hedgehog.

Hanlikflab created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanlikflab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanlikflab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hanlikflab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hanlikflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never wear gray shirts.