Naktitsit Hamdisstikrot Cussponhunveen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest salamander.

Naktitsit Hamdisstikrot Cussponhunveen created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naktitsit Hamdisstikrot Cussponhunveen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Naktitsit Hamdisstikrot Cussponhunveen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Naktitsit Hamdisstikrot Cussponhunveen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Naktitsit Hamdisstikrot Cussponhunveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not take Naktitsit Hamdisstikrot Cussponhunveen's name in vain.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always pray immersed in water.