Pomlipstaf Tomominhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish squid.

Pomlipstaf Tomominhot created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Pomlipstaf Tomominhot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pomlipstaf Tomominhot, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pomlipstaf Tomominhot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pomlipstaf Tomominhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never wear brown tights.

4. Never skip in the presence of otters.

5. Pray towards the south.