Hasnadmeg is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful
capybara.
Hasnadmeg created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hasnadmeg, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hasnadmeg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Hasnadmeg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Hasnadmeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never eat oranges.
4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Do not wear pink clothing.