Hasnadmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful capybara.

Hasnadmeg created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasnadmeg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hasnadmeg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hasnadmeg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hasnadmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.