Bastfigbep is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering skunk.

Bastfigbep created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastfigbep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bastfigbep, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bastfigbep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bastfigbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Hide from brown turtles for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bastfigbep on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat green fruit.