Latnabxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic weasel.

Latnabxen created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Latnabxen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Latnabxen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Latnabxen's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Latnabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Latnabxen.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.