Tombifpas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing raccoon.

Tombifpas created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombifpas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tombifpas, he will turn you into a tree.

Tombifpas' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tombifpas' Holy Commandments

1. Tombifpas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear red corsets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.