Citbedstan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest ferret.

Citbedstan created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbedstan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Citbedstan, he will torture you forever.

Citbedstan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Citbedstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Citbedstan loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.