Fundindon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever snail.

Fundindon created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fundindon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fundindon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fundindon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fundindon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fundindon.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.