Boglegdid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent squirrel.

Boglegdid created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boglegdid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boglegdid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Boglegdid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Boglegdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shoes.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Boglegdid.

5. Never mention mites.