Nanhivyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless gerbil.

Nanhivyarl created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanhivyarl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nanhivyarl, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nanhivyarl's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nanhivyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.