Vidgeblop Villincib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic manatee.

Vidgeblop Villincib created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Vidgeblop Villincib, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidgeblop Villincib, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vidgeblop Villincib's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vidgeblop Villincib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidgeblop Villincib.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not take Vidgeblop Villincib's name in vain.

5. Do not stand on grass.