Dogdusshig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent hamster.

Dogdusshig created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdusshig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogdusshig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dogdusshig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dogdusshig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dogdusshig.