Libpopmab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical turtle.

Libpopmab created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libpopmab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libpopmab, she will remove you from existence.

Libpopmab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Libpopmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never sing in the presence of horses.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.