Femratrig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid giraffe.

Femratrig created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Femratrig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Femratrig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Femratrig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Femratrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Hide if four squirrels approach from the south.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear blue shirts.