Badgannil Fenvidbot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, irritating centipede.

Badgannil Fenvidbot created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgannil Fenvidbot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badgannil Fenvidbot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Badgannil Fenvidbot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Badgannil Fenvidbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.