Yarpdibwat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind wasp.

Yarpdibwat created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdibwat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarpdibwat, it will turn you into a duck.

Yarpdibwat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yarpdibwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat pineapples.