Jabgubster is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable whale.

Jabgubster created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabgubster, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jabgubster, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jabgubster's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jabgubster's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never paint your arms blue.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.