Lanshav is a god.

It takes the form of a large, irritating frog.

Lanshav created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanshav, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lanshav, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lanshav's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Lanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.